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jackedness

the degree that a person is jacked (muscular).
Guy: she likes me because of my jackedness
by Thor9999 January 16, 2011
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Jackness

Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.

I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.

See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich
"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"

"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."

"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."
by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007
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jakeness

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!
Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness
by Cass February 13, 2005
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jackdedness

rich's jackdedness tore threw his shirt
by oyfookyo August 28, 2017
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jakeology , The "JAKENESS"

(JAKEOLOGY)Jakeology is the philosophy of The "JAKENESS". It is the knowing of everything and also the understanding of everything. it is also the being of "JAKENESS" witch allows you to can be classified as the "JAKENESS", such as classic rock or women(Gayness is not a part of the "JAKENESS").In knowing this, you shall become part of The "JAKENESS" and know what to like and what not to like. Even though you were not born as the "JAKENESS", like myself, you can become a small part of it, making yourself a little betterthen the normal fagget human being.

(JAKENESS)To describe The "JAKENESS" though, is like trying to describe god. It is basically impossible but you know what it is. The "JAKENESS" is the word of greatness and ultimate power. there is nothing comparable to it. Men cower in it face as if there manliness was stopped on like an unwanted pest. women orgasm on site do to its undefined mystic aura. and no matter what, in the face of anything, The "JAKENESS" is superior.
Ex: Knowing that women are hot and that men should only sleep with women is a small part of jakeology , The "JAKENESS".
by jake zickefoose July 20, 2008
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jackedest

the strongest; jackedest is superlative form of jacked, meaning strong
Alan is the jackedest person on the team
by Sand People May 26, 2008
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Jacksonesse

The language used by moonwalkers frequently in arguments or in genral talk
Jacksonesse is a language created by moonwalkers include words from song song titles album titles and quotes by michael
by Jacksonesse June 5, 2018
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