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jackasac 

An explosion that's bigger than a firecracker yet smaller than a grenade
how big was the explosion? oh,... about the size of a jackasac.
jackasac by dannit December 11, 2009
Words you can keep

jackalackin

Masturbating to a student handbook or other non pornographic material. Aka your a fucking fag
You memorized the student handbook? No my friend did he was jack, jackalackin around to it.
jackalackin by Deebobo2003 February 4, 2016

Jackalacken

Definition 1: A zoomer that looks for the most recent hot most talked about games to go pro in.

Definition 2: You will find him playing multiplayer only games (still hasn't beaten Halo: Reach legendary PepeHands).

Definition 3: Takes 30 minutes to figure out how to damage a hunter in Halo: Reach let a lone kill it (even 6 year old Cab00se figured it out within 5 minutes).

Definition 4: Gremlin
Definition 1 example: "Valorant will be my game. Just like Overwatch which was suppose to be my game...."

Definition 2 example:

Cab00se: "Finish Halo: Reach legendary."

Jackalacken: "I'm playing CS:GO to prepare for Valorant."

Cab00se: PepeHands

Definition 3 example:"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KILL THIS THING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" He didn't know PepeLaugh

Definition 4 example: "Don't feed at midnight."
Jackalacken by Cab00seWasTaken March 7, 2020

jackalacker 

Schiester or scammer, someone who tries to get over on you or hustle you any chance they can
That jackalacker said he was hooking things up but charged me more
jackalacker by S8tanicTattooist October 13, 2016

jackalack 

To be bored shitless and doing nothing at all.
Being lazy.
Person #1 - "So what're you doin today?"
Person #2 - "Nothin... just jackalacking around the house."
jackalack by Kain December 10, 2003

Jackasas 

someone from arkansas who's inherent nature it is to be a jackass.
Bill Clinton can sure be a Jackasas sometimes
Jackasas by Bill January 25, 2004

jackalack 

(noun) One known for being less than intelligent. Having a low I.Q. and usually acts in a very retarded manor. Also used as a "G" rated version of jack ass.
Butlers wife beat him down for being a jackalack!
jackalack by fox_cri September 25, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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