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Jack of Clubs 

An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.
Jack of Clubs by El Chadders October 18, 2007

Jack Of Clubs 

Is a gay/bi male of any race who exclusively bottoms for Hispanic/Latino men. This is typically for those who are into being sexually dominated through raceplay.
Reyes: I heard you love big fat Hispanic c**ks, is it true you’re a Jack of Clubs?

Timothy: Yea baby you bet I am, I just think Latinos are so sexy. Give me that donkey **** of yours papi
Jack Of Clubs by Chavibaby October 9, 2022

You Jack Of Clubs

Some Steps On Your Foot You Say What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs
Vince: I Need A Remedy For Anxiety

Naboo: Here Have This (naboo blows dust in his face)

Vince: What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs I Asked For A Remedy Not Fucking Pixie Dust In My Face!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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