jack of clubs

Cockney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. Jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.

Oi! Fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.

jack of clubs by Capt. Spankee Magoo June 22, 2009

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Jack of Clubs

An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.

'What are you doing! You jack of clubs!'

Jack of Clubs by El Chadders October 18, 2007

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Jack Of Clubs

Is a gay/bi male of any race who exclusively bottoms for Hispanic/Latino men. This is typically for those who are into being sexually dominated through raceplay.

Reyes: I heard you love big fat Hispanic c**ks, is it true you’re a Jack of Clubs?

Timothy: Yea baby you bet I am, I just think Latinos are so sexy. Give me that donkey **** of yours papi

Jack Of Clubs by Chavibaby October 9, 2022

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You Jack Of Clubs

Some Steps On Your Foot You Say What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs

Vince: I Need A Remedy For Anxiety

Naboo: Here Have This (naboo blows dust in his face)

Vince: What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs I Asked For A Remedy Not Fucking Pixie Dust In My Face!

You Jack Of Clubs by Ray-Ray Floogle May 22, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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