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Mexican Halloween

The act of rubbing feces on your face to make a mask and giving oral sex with a piece of candy in your mouth.

Do you have any jolly ranchers? I'm about to give someone a mexican halloween. Also I need feces.

by Capt. Spankee Magoo October 29, 2009

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Cockney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. Jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.

Oi! Fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.

by Capt. Spankee Magoo June 22, 2009

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