jack nipples

Next to nothing.

Man, I asked for a lot for Christmas but got jack nipples!

by Bo__jangles April 25, 2017

Flap Jack Nipples

Lady or man nipples that are wide and puffy . They resemble Pancakes or flap jack nipples

Dude, this bitch had the flap jack nipples, they spread over her whole titty! Mmm mmmm. You gotta getcha some!!

by HollyPop73 June 19, 2016

nipple jack

A card game played with two players where they make the rules up as they go along. but when you put a jack down you have to say "scoop up your body." and scoop up a random card with the jack.

David:Hey sarah, ya wanna play nipple jack?
Sarah:Yeah i do David.
Davis: Deal the cards then.

by !!!!!sarah!!!!! July 31, 2008

Jacknipple Cruise

Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.

Easiest to do in belly buttons.

One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.

by Fetzilla September 7, 2012