jón

a super homo known for raping children and shoving a whopping 15 incher inside is urethra. also he likes to choose his victims at churches because the younger they are, the better they feel. also his celebrity crush is James charles and he liked jeffrey epstein.
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Jón

Jón is an extreme bdsm enthusiast and likes cock and ball torture he is often known for putting pokéballs up his rectum he doesn't often like woman but he sure likes guys especially straight light skinned men with curly hair and often an afro but most of all he hates all his friends and niggers the most he is very much against black people often likes to refer to them as the scum of the earth and always calls them the most nigga bitch there are. Alot of Jóns play the trumpet and they often like to be the loudest person there because they are very self sentered there music sounds like two cats fucking in a dumpster and one of the cats has mental and phisical problems.
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Person 2: no u
Person1: no u 2
Person 2: Ok
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Jón Andri

An individual that consistently praises and degrades himself for females. Interchangeable for the word "simp"
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Jón Gautur

Jón Gautur is one of the biggest mistakes a man can find on planet earth
He has no friends and will never have any.
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Jógvan Jón

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