J-Met

A person who tries to skip conditioning or work with any little excuse.

"Bob- Why is he not here today?" "Joe- He says he stubbed his toe, but i saw him running around in PE today." "Bob- Bro is such a J-Met" "Joe-Lol"

by Goofy Ahh Boy72748593901048595 May 5, 2025

J-Method

The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.

Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.

Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.

Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.

by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010

J Method

When a girl uses one finger to get her thong out of her ass.

Ashley: My thong is so deep in my ass
Katelyn: Use the J Method
Ashley: Damn it really works

by JMethodEnthustiast June 21, 2019