iwiwd 

i wish i was dead

man, i'm going to change my myspace name to iwiwd. because i do.

iwiwd by super.duper.man July 13, 2009

iwiwd 

I wish I was dead

She got with my friend iwiwd

iwiwd by Ogoddamn November 15, 2020

iwiwf

I Wish It Was Friday

Guy: Shit i'm so fucking tired.

Friend: Shut up, its only Tuesday.

Guy: Man..iwiwf.

iwiwf by NoobKiller- Hazzy October 20, 2010

IWID

meaning "its what i do"

Jeff: " dood i'm sorta sketched out how you like all my comments bro"
Josh: "Can't help it bro, iwid."

IWID by JRyanHorton November 11, 2010

IWIWA 

I wish I was Asian.

Admit it. Rice, hot chicks,

I finished that test and IWIWA!

What?

I wish I was Asian. They pass all their tests man!

IWIWA by MeetMeInSeattle March 9, 2010

iWindows 

An operating system that combines the usability and speed of Windows with the iWant of iShit users.

So I hear iMicrosoft is releasing iWindows iVista. It's the same as Windows Vista, but costs ten times as much.

iWindows by iMicrosoft Tech Support December 16, 2008

IWIWT 

Acronym for I wish I was there. Typically used when a friend recounts a good time or excellent adventure during which, for whatever reason, you were unavailable.

Daisy: And then they both took off my top and each one started going to work on me, right in the middle of the bar. It was crazy. I had never had so much fun in my life.
Roger: IWIWT.

IWIWT by Jo Carp January 10, 2011