iwiwf

I Wish It Was Friday

Guy: Shit i'm so fucking tired.

Friend: Shut up, its only Tuesday.

Guy: Man..iwiwf.

iwiwf by NoobKiller- Hazzy October 20, 2010

iliwfy

I LEFT IT WET FOR YOU!

aka your turn to beat the pussy up.

Hey bro, ILIWFY. Huh? I left it wet for you!

iliwfy by f0zzy December 7, 2012

iWife 

prize-wife - cool, trendy, eye-candy spouse whose primary function is to make your buddies jealous.

John is showing off his iWife tonight

iWife by izzytiger April 15, 2010

iwiwd 

i wish i was dead

man, i'm going to change my myspace name to iwiwd. because i do.

iwiwd by super.duper.man July 13, 2009

IWIWA 

I wish I was Asian.

Admit it. Rice, hot chicks,

I finished that test and IWIWA!

What?

I wish I was Asian. They pass all their tests man!

IWIWA by MeetMeInSeattle March 9, 2010

5yacwhbffeatdhfry.tbpiem.iiwfyiwhbtpt 

5 years and counting we have been friends forever and ever till death hfry. the best person i've ever met. if it werent for you i wouldn't have been this person today

This relationship is exactly like a 5yacwhbffeatdhfry.tbpiem.iiwfyiwhbtpt relationship

5yacwhbffeatdhfry.tbpiem.iiwfyiwhbtpt by The KAT in the HAT January 6, 2009

IWIWT 

Acronym for I wish I was there. Typically used when a friend recounts a good time or excellent adventure during which, for whatever reason, you were unavailable.

Daisy: And then they both took off my top and each one started going to work on me, right in the middle of the bar. It was crazy. I had never had so much fun in my life.
Roger: IWIWT.

IWIWT by Jo Carp January 10, 2011