its ogre 

When your about to be raped by shrek because your a non believer of our shrek lord

Man 1:Its ogre dude u dont believe in shrek

Man 2: No its not sherk isnt real

Shrek:yee it is doonkey

its ogre by shrekinh123 October 19, 2014

its ogre now

When someone takes a Shrek joke too far.

Ned: LOL! The ogrelord knows all.

Ted: Yeah, Let's make a holiday for him called Octogrefest! Then we can have a sleepover at the swamp!

Ned: Its ogre now.... It's all ogre now

its ogre now by Izzeh5 November 16, 2014

It's all ogre now 

A quote originating from a youtuber called TehAwooga's video called "Shrek is love, Shrek is life". Shrek says this after being confronted after making a fanboys dream come true.

" He looked him straight in the eye and said, It's all ogre now".

It's all ogre now by Platniumbeatz June 4, 2014

It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

It’s not Ogre yet by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023