itrio 

when three great songs come in a row when you are listening to your ipod on shuffle. can be applied to any type of ipod. are best appreciated when bad songs keep coming up.

also use: iduo (two good songs) iquint (five good songs) and so on

"i sorted out my ipod last night and as a result i love having it on shuffle, its just one itrio after the other."

"peaches! miss kittin! big pun! aw what a great itrio"

itrio by misspB July 30, 2008

iTroll

An annoying Mac user who is in love with Steve Jobs and Apple and constantly has to remind you that any issue you are currently having with your PC/Music Player/Dishwasher could be easily resolved if you just switched to Apple.

"Hexx0r_jobs is such an iTroll, every time I come onto the forum to ask a question about my PC, he tells me I can resolve the issue by getting a Mac. What an asshole!"

iTroll by theadamsegal October 14, 2009

iRiot 

The emotional arc that begins with rage against the status quo, global warming, human trafficking, man's inhumanity to man, political corruption, The elimination of Gene Simmons from the Apprentice, etc, and ends with listlessly leaning back in your chair and turning up your Ipod.

MI5 was able to construct a time machine and hatched a plan to prevent the decline of the British Empire. Fully loaded solar powered Nanos would be sent back to Philadelphia in 1773, to New Delhi in 1902, to Dublin in 1910, and to Quebec and Sydney in 1860. Quebec and Sydney were dropped from the plan a few moments later, as no one in the room could think of a reason why they should bother. see also iRiot prevention.

iRiot by gateskeeper January 25, 2008

itri

itri means Intentional Triggering
This acronym is used after a sentence that would trigger the normies but to signal the higher beings you are trolling.

It's spelled Fact not Fax.
itri

can be used on more sensitive subjects

Meat is delicious, we should stop eating meat
itri

itri by Auracle.Tech May 22, 2020

Itiot 

An idiotic worker in the information technology (IT) industry.

Those IT guys are such itiots, they don't even know how to fix a computer.

Itiot by blissyu2 August 26, 2009

itrip 

Just about the shittiest accesory for the iPod to this day. What it does is play what's playing on the iPod through an FM radio. It only has a range of 15 feet and sucks ass in mid-large sized cities because it interferes with other radio signals.

Matt: Is the iTrip any good?
Me: No, it's a piece of shit.

itrip by sterlingheights July 28, 2005

itiology 

A completely irrational ideology--one that does not make sense.

How can you listen to her itiology?

itiology by JBurton31 April 30, 2010