iTroll

An annoying Mac user who is in love with Steve Jobs and Apple and constantly has to remind you that any issue you are currently having with your PC/Music Player/Dishwasher could be easily resolved if you just switched to Apple.

"Hexx0r_jobs is such an iTroll, every time I come onto the forum to ask a question about my PC, he tells me I can resolve the issue by getting a Mac. What an asshole!"

iTroll by theadamsegal October 14, 2009

iTroll

Endless trolling throughout the interweb in order to patent common, public domain design elements used by various vendors and products in order to patent them, leading to petty court caes and counter litigation as made popular by Apple.

oooh - that cover flow design thing where objects move between each other like a jukebox has been using for years is cool - let's iTroll and patent it!

I know...let's iTroll numbers next week and perhaps the days of the week!

iTroll by DJ Ovengloves and Bowders September 13, 2010

iTroll

when your iPhone bricks itself while you're texting your classmate, girlfriend, friend, anyone

You: Babe, can we go out on a date?
GF: sure, I will call you
iPhone: bricks itself
You: the iPhone iTrolled me

iTroll by Trollow March 6, 2022

introllect 

In-troll-ect: A clever cousin of the ubiquitious internet "troll". They, however, differ in content distribution. The typical troll wants to cause disruption; an introllect will cause disruption while simultaneously making intelligible arguments that conjure up validity which, in turn, makes the original person(s)n accusing of said trolling change his views on the topic, overall. The introllect is crafty and quick witted and WILL always have an opposing view to your own view. His main objective is to change the perception of which you've become fixated on.

Person 1: This guy on the internet just said that the iPhone "was" the best smartphone, but he is making a compelling argument and I think I'm agreeing with him. I have no idea why.

Person 2: Hey, you just came in contact with one of them INTROLLECTS, don't stare at his words, bro!

Person 1: I don't want my iPhone anymore...

Person 2: Dammit, I told you!!!

introllect by Ducati Lou January 21, 2013

InTrollsive 

Professional Herobrine troller.

You just pulled a InTrollsive

InTrollsive by CGTVAlex March 28, 2015

Introll 

An introll or "intro troll" occurs during the beginning of a video, song, monologue, or other media. It contains a humorously insulting jab or rib to or of another party, entity, product, or person to introduce the forthcoming content. See also "outroll."

That savage introll set the stage for what we were about to see.

Introll by His Royal Snooge June 7, 2018

I troll you 

A parody of the Barney 'I love you' song.

~I troll you~
~You get trolled daily~
~Pissing people off as a trolling family~
~With a great big ban~
~And a flame from me to you~
~Won't you use the same proxy as I do~
~I troll you~
~You troll me~
~We are trolls like trolls should be~
~With a great big ban~
~And a flame from me to you~
~Won't you use the same proxy as I do~.....so you get banned in the cross firing too.

Forum user: Stop trolling!

Forum user#2: Don't feed the troll.

Troll: I troll you {Rest of the song is posted}

I troll you by Vertigo111 January 30, 2010