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The accidental audible release of flatulence while listening to one’s iPod, resulting from the device’s interference with one’s ability measure ambient sounds.
She was mortified to realize that the boy she had a crush on heard her itoot on the bus.
itoot by Princess of Putrescibles February 23, 2009
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itoot • i tooted • Itiot • iTool • itot • idoot • ITBOOTP • ityotff • ijoot • INOOTQTYMHAVMCOSBD
The most highly recognised album by the group Neutral Milk Hotel. Its album artwork is somewhat an Internet meme. ITAOTS stands for the album's title: In The Aeroplane Over The Sea.
Guy 1: Dude! I found this really odd and obscure album! It's called In the Aeroplane-

Guy 2: ITAOTS? I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRRIIIISST.
ITAOTS by It's a Fucking Drum July 22, 2011
Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit."
John: How are you feeling today?

Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS!
ITOFTS by Brett Stanaker April 21, 2008
An idiotic worker in the information technology (IT) industry.
Those IT guys are such itiots, they don't even know how to fix a computer.
Itiot by blissyu2 August 26, 2009
Nickname what two idiot bestfriends call each other when they love each other
You're such an idoot Jahnavi
IDOOT by TherealDODO June 14, 2021
Itot means sexual intercourse in a local dialect in the Philippines.
Marco and Jake itot always.
itot by rbenjaky May 14, 2004
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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