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parent issues
When you have shitty parents leading you to have mommy and daddy issues. Unfortunately for you, you had to stay with one regardless of how incapable they were of caring for you. You often wonder what will become of you but if you stop and think for a bit then you'll realize that their bitch asses could have made you biologically but not psychologically. Show em what they're missing!
Mom: I'm going to a party for Christmas, don't know where you're going...
Spawn: .....oh, well I didn't have any plans but I guess I'll just stay here and study...
Dad: (Non-existent)
(Poor kid has parent issues)
Spawn: .....oh, well I didn't have any plans but I guess I'll just stay here and study...
Dad: (Non-existent)
(Poor kid has parent issues)
parent issues by Unjustlybroken November 22, 2017
Issues or Cashews
First used on the Cum Town podcast in a fugue state by co-host Nick Mullen, cashews or issues is what wiggers say as a warning during a dispute of some kind. The meaning being they are willing to escalate a conflict, or peacefully resolve it. The phrase is derived from "break nuts together" which in itself is derived from "break bread together" in this case the nuts/ bread being broken are cashews.
" We can pop a squatty at the table and break nuts, or we can have an issue. It's issues or cashews. It's on you my wigga. That's on you."
"Please stop. Stop calling me that."
"Please stop. Stop calling me that."
Issues or Cashews by DuBigga in Dubai April 21, 2021
stepdad issues
Daren: Is stepdad issues even a thing?
Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.
Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.
stepdad issues by RVW July 17, 2015
Trust issues
Trust issues; When a person has trouble trusting others due to betrayal or other personal reasons, or are just lacking in trust due to a action or things the one on the reciving end are doing. this can be with anyone, from relationships, to friendships or just plain strangers, Trust issues cause a lot of issues in future events and can cause disappointment and missing out on important situations in life.
Her trust issues sky rocketed when her husband came home with lipstick on his collar.
He knew it, his trust issues where correct, His friend was spreading rumours about him.
He knew it, his trust issues where correct, His friend was spreading rumours about him.
Trust issues by Fear kun May 27, 2018
daddy issues
when a girl has a messed up relationship with her dad. usually the fathers fault. either he left or is acting like a total bitch.
as a result the girl might be attracted to older men, or men with anger issues if her father was an angry man, and sometimes will stay in an abusive relationship because it would just feel like home. if he left, don’t ever blame yourself for him leaving. he just missed the best thing that he could have ever have.
as a result the girl might be attracted to older men, or men with anger issues if her father was an angry man, and sometimes will stay in an abusive relationship because it would just feel like home. if he left, don’t ever blame yourself for him leaving. he just missed the best thing that he could have ever have.
person 1: yeah dude my dads fucked up, he left me for money/drugs/alcohol/a younger woman. and now I’m attracted to older men.
person 2: I’m sorry dude that must’ve been hard.
person 1: yeah I have to go to therapy
person 2: well you already know that you have daddy issues so that’s a start
person 2: I’m sorry dude that must’ve been hard.
person 1: yeah I have to go to therapy
person 2: well you already know that you have daddy issues so that’s a start
daddy issues by Yali jacobi September 10, 2020
daddy issues
stems from someone having a poor or non existent relationship with their father. their father may be abusive, neglectful, or absent. in some cases they may be present and treat their child well enough, but may not be very attached emotionally. people with daddy issues can end up being attracted or attached emotionally to older men, men who remind them of their father, or men that have qualities they would want in a father.
Sylvia: My dad was never around for me.
Juliet: And my dad was a sack of shit.
Adam: Daddy issues seem to be prevalent in this friend group. Cheers to that
Juliet: And my dad was a sack of shit.
Adam: Daddy issues seem to be prevalent in this friend group. Cheers to that
daddy issues by nomegaverse October 15, 2021
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.