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Isosceles Lock 

69 performed with three participants rather than two.

via Achewood: May 5, 2004
In a three-way, nobody sits around bored if you employ the Isosceles Lock.
Isosceles Lock by Gimpson May 3, 2004

Isosceles 

Popular UK YOUTUBER and part time shape and beta squad member isosceles (Aj shabeel) rumour has it he loves watching mr maker on CBeebies with kingkennytv
Some random waffler:Oi fam it's isosceles Whats the Pythagoras theorem

Niko: the schmuck who knows it lives in waffle town his name is camera man George

Niko
Isosceles by The waffler NDL 69 January 1, 2020

Isosceles Triangle 

When you have a raging boner and have to piss at an angle over the toilet while supporting yourself with one arm, and thereby forming an isosceles triangle.
"Man, I woke up with a piss -boner today and had to lean over the toilet while holding myself up on the medicine cabinet. Talk about an isosceles triangle!"

isosceles 

As in a triangle: To be happy, or positive to an almost spiritual degree; to focus on a superior goal from many broad or lesser options; to take the high road or rise above adversity.
"That was rude dawg, but I'm going isosceles."<br>

Q: "How are you?"
A: "Isosceles"
isosceles by girlstuff June 24, 2008

Isosceles 

"Damn, girl! You an isosceles!"
Isosceles by Isosceles 2 February 12, 2020

Isosceles Dongaloid 

When you carefully shove Doritos, pizza slices or other triangle-shaped foods very carefully into someone's asshole for sexual pleasure. It is done is such a manner as to not break or mess up the food in any way.
Guy 1: Damn, did you really just give Cassandra an isosceles dongaloid? Mad respect.
Guy 2: Yeah last night was rad dude. Those spare doritos were worth it.