epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
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An uncommon problem that guys and gals acquire in which they cum way too easily whether while masturbating, having sex, or what not. After they easily cum, they just can't continue afterwards. "The end is cumming" can be equivalent to saying, "The end of insert activity is when I cum."
"I told my girlfriend that the end is cumming... but she didn't believe me. Let's just say, sex only lasted 15 minutes."
"I let my significant other know that the end is cumming so we could have a long session."
An exclamation used when the End of something is nigh. it was commonly used before the end of Burgertest, even months beforehand when the signs of its end did not exist. Often paired with urging the listener to depart with haste.