Skip to main content

bread is better than butter 

I don't know... but I personally think bread is better than butter. Fite me
person 1: dude, bread is better than butter
person 2: heck yeah, totally.
person 3: I don't agree
person 1:...
person 2:...
person 3:...
*starts fighting*

Brandon is better than Cohen 

it is just that Brandon is better than Cohen, this time

poopy is better than you 

rengoku_is_better_than_u 

a muslim tiktok queen with an absolutely correct username💕

-your one and only tomiiowo
did you see rengoku_is_better_than_u's new video? its so hilarious!! „

“ .. how is he better than me? isnt he dea- „

half a loaf is better than none 

Getting less than what one wants, is still better than getting none at all.
Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. 

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"