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Is God real? 

No.
Nick: "Hey Alex, is God real?"
Alex: "No."
Is God real? by laertonsidog May 28, 2016

Is God a table? 

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!
Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
Is God a table? by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Mitski is God 

basically if someone tells you these, they're telling u that mitski is God. tbh they ain't wrong. live laught love Mitski
person 1: lol mitski mor like MIDski
person 2(they're right): go kys, Mitski is God, she is 10 times better than ur fav.
Mitski is God by 69urmomsgf69 February 10, 2022

pussy is god 

Prehaps to most gay song created next to “girls like girls” (by lesbian Jesus)
“Hey have you heard ‘Pussy is god’ buy King Princess it’s like god is a woman but ya know GAY
pussy is god by CAMILACABEHOE January 3, 2019

our love is god 

A line from the fan freaking tasttic movie called Heathers, the character JD says this to his girlfriend Veronica Sawyer
“Our love is god, let’s go get a slushee”
our love is god by Heather_Chandler December 30, 2018

Dog is God 

Dog is god. No Denying it
YeetFucker69:Yo I am a god

Guy with dog: No dog is god

Dog: you are not a god. I am
Dog is God by Dog_is_God March 1, 2021
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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