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Hot sexy monster with tons of bitches. One who has surpassed the limits of an ordinary man.
Damn. Look at that Iqjot over there. They cant even put him in the asylum
iqjot by SantBaba November 22, 2011
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A word to describe a tremendously stupid person.
Dude 1: So Daniel used a paper sheet to jerk off on, later he found out that was a essay he needed to hand in tomorrow. I think he's pretty fucked.
Dude 2: What a fucking IDJOT!
Seriously he's the biggest IDJJJOOT I know.
Idjot by The Wiz Jizz December 9, 2008
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a sense of happiness; the sunshine in life; something that gives meaning to life; often described to be very beautiful and elegant; associated with love
My best friend is my Injot
Injot by Bulub February 4, 2010
An acronym for "I've jerked off to this" or "I've jerked off to that". Can be used in texting, messaging or a way to be more discrete around others.
"Hey Chris, look at that guy, IJOTT".

"Check out this vid, IJOTT", you should too".

"Here is my favorite pic, ijott"
IJOTT by JO Bud August 1, 2021
A very beautiful girl, perhaps the prettiest girl in the whole world. She denies her beauty even though she is constantly complimented. She can be quite humble at times. And she doesn't even wear makeup!She's the girl that every guy dreams of. Her cute smile, her jumpy hair, her beautiful soothing skin. The gods created a masterpiece. Along with this beauty, must come a kind, gentle, loving, caring, and considerate girl. Injot is like an angel that drives away all your worries. Anytime you upset, she will always turn that frown upside right. Never will she let a innocent soul suffer alone. Her heart aches for others. She is truly an angel. She also an extremely strong person, mentally. She will never turn down her morals, always sticking by them. Like a judge, she always knows whats right and whats wrong. She always uses her wise and knowledgeable brain for the good. But even Injot can be put down at the worst of times. When she is even down, she needs someone to be there. To comfort her, to understand her. To listen to her every word, her every feeling, her every thought. Injot is Injot. She is not anybody else. She is herself. She will not act differently just to impress another individual. She is not afraid of what other people might think. She likes to be herself. Also, she has a good sense of humour and leans a little towards the wild side. This is just a part of her uniqueness.
Well, this is just a very very brief summary of Injot.
I love Injot.
Injot by Bulub February 5, 2010
Someone of a boyfriend material who is caring and fit for being a partner
Girl1: how was that boy?
Girl2: he was obviously like Ikjot of my dreams
Ikjot by OxfordPublications July 12, 2018
Funniest person alive.Literally the definition of perfect!They make the best content on tiktok so make sure to follow them!Super underrated btw.
Hey have you seen @idjots new tiktok?
No,who are they?
We’re done,I’m breaking up with you.
Idjots by Mansapdeguns June 2, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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