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igottaknow 

bald skinny and gay. Sits on his computer all day watching and pressing refresh on his browser hoping some responds to his posts on the cor on ta. Also known to sit on his porch and ponder why so many people flame him. Harasses young girls on the net. posts pics of them on threads and gets flamed for invasion of privacy. No job No girl NO hair and hardly any time left in life. Whats a brotha to do?

also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums.
Billy you better shut down the computer. your gonna get igottaknowed
igottaknow by Vivid March 20, 2005

igottaknow 

A pedophile who has a tampon/menstrual fetish and likes to discuss them on various internet forums.

Also know for mental breakdowns.
This igottaknow obsesses over used tampons and little kids.
igottaknow by FunkJax October 12, 2006
I'm Just Trying to get my Dick Sucked.
It's what Kelvin says every three seconds
shudddap, IJTTGMDS
IJTTGMDS by EMIlolly April 20, 2011

igottaknow 

getting gangraped on the internet. an internet punching bag. also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums
oh man last night i was walking down this alley and got igottaknowed by a gang of black guys
igottaknow by anonymous March 16, 2005
You iiiiiiiiiiiiiijoot!
ijoot by mr mikk December 3, 2009

Igottagobia

The urge or impulse to leave a perfectly decent party or show not long after arriving. Taking in everything you want or need to & then splittin'...sometimes prematurely. Thinking you may miss something at the next party or show so you do a quick walk thru & move on to next destination. Having "FOMA" and/or Fear Of missing ANYTHING. It could also mean that you think the party is lame or 'played out' OR that you've seen your stalker or your ex. Lastly, you're so cool that you do that quick walk thru and yer 'too cool for school' so you make an Irish exit.
"I hope you're ready to go bc I feel the Igottagobia comin' on". "Why can't you stay?" "Igottagobia".
Igottagobia by ElizaPhish November 13, 2013
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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