IJOTT

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An acronym for "I've jerked off to this" or "I've jerked off to that". Can be used in texting, messaging or a way to be more discrete around others.

"Hey Chris, look at that guy, IJOTT".

"Check out this vid, IJOTT", you should too".

"Here is my favorite pic, ijott"

IJOTT by JO Bud August 1, 2021

Words you can keep

igottaknow

bald skinny and gay. Sits on his computer all day watching and pressing refresh on his browser hoping some responds to his posts on the cor on ta. Also known to sit on his porch and ponder why so many people flame him. Harasses young girls on the net. posts pics of them on threads and gets flamed for invasion of privacy. No job No girl NO hair and hardly any time left in life. Whats a brotha to do?

also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums.

Billy you better shut down the computer. your gonna get igottaknowed

igottaknow by Vivid March 20, 2005

Related Words

IJOTT • igottaknow • isotta • Igottagobia • igottaguy • igottasofthead • igotthespirit • igotthestrap • igotthetricks B • ihottie

igottaknow

A pedophile who has a tampon/menstrual fetish and likes to discuss them on various internet forums.

Also know for mental breakdowns.

This igottaknow obsesses over used tampons and little kids.

igottaknow by FunkJax October 12, 2006

IJTTGMDS

I'm Just Trying to get my Dick Sucked.
It's what Kelvin says every three seconds

shudddap, IJTTGMDS

IJTTGMDS by EMIlolly April 20, 2011

igottaknow

getting gangraped on the internet. an internet punching bag. also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums

oh man last night i was walking down this alley and got igottaknowed by a gang of black guys

igottaknow by anonymous March 16, 2005

ijoot

Idiot.

You iiiiiiiiiiiiiijoot!

ijoot by mr mikk December 3, 2009

Igottagobia

The urge or impulse to leave a perfectly decent party or show not long after arriving. Taking in everything you want or need to & then splittin'...sometimes prematurely. Thinking you may miss something at the next party or show so you do a quick walk thru & move on to next destination. Having "FOMA" and/or Fear Of missing ANYTHING. It could also mean that you think the party is lame or 'played out' OR that you've seen your stalker or your ex. Lastly, you're so cool that you do that quick walk thru and yer 'too cool for school' so you make an Irish exit.

"I hope you're ready to go bc I feel the Igottagobia comin' on". "Why can't you stay?" "Igottagobia".

Igottagobia by ElizaPhish November 13, 2013

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026