ipot

an irc idiot wannabe coder who couldn't code him/her-self out of a wet paper sack with holes in it.

Based on the name of an irc user (ipot) who was constantly insisting that everyone give him code without trying to code for himself. Has now become synonymous with all users of the same caliber.

<Joe Moron> you're all such a bunch of elitist dweebs... you don't write codez for anybody.
<Joe Moron> help me now and give me codez!
<Jane Coder> Joe, don't be such an ipot... go read the manual and /try/ to learn how to code. We won't write code /for/ you, but we /will/ help you to write your own code.

ipot by Talisman2 March 15, 2011

ipot

Another way of saying iPod Touch. Apple's latest generation of the iPod.

Did you jailbreak your iPot yet?

ipot by DK January 16, 2008

iPot

Watching a movie or just listing to music on the crapper.

"What! I can't hear you!! I am listing to my iPot!!!"

iPot by Quentin_B. September 24, 2006

Charge my iPot 

The act of using weed to reverse the affects of sobering.

"Man, its wearin off, I need to charge my iPot."

Charge my iPot by Harpua February 1, 2008

iPotato 

Any older generation iPhone with a tiny screen.

Kenny showed me a screen size bug on his iPotato 6. How long do we have to support this device? -Neal

iPotato by npotato May 1, 2017

iPotted 

The most influential and skillful gamer in the history of gamers. If you are being bullied you just have to point out that you know iPotted and they have no option other than to surrender because he is so cool. He also gets all the women which increases his popularity factor tenfold.

Bully: “haha you smell and your 3’1”
You: “I know iPotted”
Bully: *gives up and dies*

OR

You: “hey beautiful, I know iPotted”
Woman: “OMG I LOVE YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME TOMORROW?”

iPotted by Definitely a real iPotted fan March 13, 2022

IPOTW

IPOTW

Idiot Post of the Week - Fairly self explanatory. Its used for a post that is so idiotic on a forum/message board that it needs to be presented as winning the award for the week.

Other variations include: IPOTD; IPOTM; IPOTY (highest honor).

Guy 1 - Tim Duncan is the best SF in the game. I know, I played ball at a small community college in the middle of nowhere.
Guy 2- IPOTW

IPOTW by Commander of Aweseome July 26, 2012