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To get zooted to the point where black outs come as quickly as seconds go by; from alcohol and or drugs. Originated in Lawrenceville, NJ, Abduls basement.
Kevin and I were planning on getting ionized this weekend, so we went out and bought three bottles and some controlled substances
Ionized by HawaiianMcGee February 22, 2010

iconiceden1 

tiktok user who i thought i made a definition for, shitposts only
its iconiceden1 on tiktok
iconiceden1 by yeah its eden February 9, 2023

ionized particle

ionized particle: i codded a discord bot!!!
nn: shut up retard
ionized particle by MoleReal May 11, 2023

Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.
Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.
A bozo which has nothing to do, trying to be stupid
ionized: look at this funny bug
person2: ionized YOU killed ME AT COD
ionized: imagine using shotguns bro...
ionized by ionizeditsmynametoo December 28, 2022

ionized exedus 

A legendary artifact possessed by the mythical Andrei120234.
Andrei: bro better ion exedus cause 1 in 15B and ion caelarius is suck 11B so bad XD

Opticized: Give me ionized exedus
ionized exedus by Opticized June 29, 2024