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Iolandi is a really hot person with an amazing body and pretty face. Every guy wants to go out with her and every girl wants to be her friend. She is also really funny to be with and can make everyone laugh. She tends to be a badass bitch too though but she is actually a really kind person with sensitive feelings, so if you know an Iolandi never hurt her:)
Damn look at Iolandi she looks fire as always
Wow I really want to be Iolandi, she’s just perfect.
iolandi by HannaMontana19 November 20, 2021
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She is a kind hearted free spirited girl, who is outgoing and confident in a good way. She has a good taste in friends #shout out to Maddie and Sienna. She is bubbly and kind when you get to know her, but when you pass her on the street she'll be like ''what a wierdo!'' If you find a Iolanda you will never forget her. #Love you Iol
Iolanda's friends are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iolanda by crazy friend December 18, 2018
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iolanda is the only person who is swaggy.
person: is that iolanda

person 2: yeah i think
iolanda by swaggy trash can January 19, 2021

Islanding 

when your stuck in the middle of a busy room when there is no ash tray to be found ! .... and you just simply cant be arsed getting up to get one !

Background: A hobbit like man named Grant was sat balanced precuriously on two desk chairs when he glanced at the people in the room and uttered the words "shit man I'm islanding!"
"SHIT MAN I AM ISLANDING HERE .... someone chuck us an ash tray for christ sakes"

iclandira 

It’s a type of HANIA (boy), who looks through his binoculars on his neighbors
Someone is staring at us
It must be iclandira
iclandira by harry styler fan October 11, 2020

Islandic dragon 

Whilst a person is engaged in conversation with another person, one of the involved turns his/hers head during conversation, and pukes. Preferebly in the opposite direction of yours, but definitely not a must.

In rare cases, the person that vomits tries to finish the conversation after said vomiting. That is the sign that you are beholding a Grand Islandic Dragon.
"Hey dude, anything cool happened at the cray fish party last night?"

- "Nah, but I saw this dude pull off the islandic dragon in front of another dude. A bloody miracle he didn't get any on the dude's shoes, dude was spraying like a motherfucker."
Islandic dragon by Ankitori April 19, 2013
Ignore the obviously Punahou-biased definition of Iolani that was previously given. They don't have enough class to present unbiased and objective information.

Iolani is one of the top college prepatory schools on the island of Oahu. Punahou is another one of the top schools. but this isn't the place to talk about comparing the two or even discussing the other school, if you want, go to punahou to see their definition.

Iolani has a reputation for having very smart students. some are exceptions...but most are decently intelligent and dilligent students.

The classes are hard but there are a lot of teachers that really want the students to do well.
the downside is that the tuition is expensive and they're stingy as hell with financial aid.
Students from Iolani are talented in a variety of fields, not just academics and sports. There are artists, dancers, actors, and skilled musicians and singers as well.
(this really happens in real life) "oh, you're from Iolani? you must be smart, yeah?"

College is pretty easy because Iolani's AP courses prepared me well.

Several prominent individuals have attended Iolani: former mayor Mufi Hannemann, Chinese political leader Sun Yat Sen, athletes like Dave Shoji and Derrick Low, and even a famous Japanese pop singer Angela Aki.
Iolani by strawberrydolphin June 10, 2011
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