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Aleister the Invoker

Hot magic dude that uses invokation to summon stuff stuff
"Normal summon aleister the invoker"

"ok"

"Invokation for mechaba"

"Fuck"

aleister the invoker

the blue haired ara ara anime boi of people's dreams
i'd fuck aleister the invoker
dude same
bring forward the power of a person or thing
I invoke the power of your anus.
invoke by Michael R Leach September 7, 2005
When someone mentions something, such as an idea, in an attempt to make people feel a certain way or with a specific goal in mind.

To refer to something in order to support your ideals.

Also to make use of a law or right in defense or opposition to something perhaps. It is usually used as a transition verb.
Carrie invoked her Fifth Amendment privileges.

Tim invoked history to prove his point, because he needed support for his ideas.

The suspect invoked his right to an attorney.
invoke by Jazz92293 July 2, 2014

invoketeering 

the act of playing invoker
"He is Invoketeering"
invoketeering by lesteraz March 1, 2014

Invoke Motion 

An internet slang word for the term "home of the internet failures". In other words, extreme fail.
"Dude, lets go punch ourselves in the face while having our testicles slowly ripped off"
"Nah, lets just go to Invoke Motion."
Invoke Motion by MrAwesomeFace August 23, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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