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Aleister 

A Gaelic name meaning "The Master of Sex" given only to the most masculine of men. By law, a child may only be named Aleister if his penis exceeds 1/2 a foot at the time of birth. As a verb, "to Aleister" means "to fuck the shit out of" or "to effortlessly cause multiple orgasms in women. If a man named Aleister sleeps with a virgin, she instantly turns into a nymphomaniac whore. The name Aleister has been derived into the English word A-Lister.
"Aleister sure lived up to his name last night, he made me cum four times"

"That damn neighbour boy Aleister'd my daughter... she was a virgin, now she gets passed around like the town doobie.
Aleister by mlap1019 August 12, 2012
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Aleister Crowley

An early 20th century occultist, poet, mountaineer, and recreational drug user. He created a spiritual belief system known as 'Thelema', Greek word for will. He is one strange motha fucka, but isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. He titled himself as 'the beast 666'. And is well know for his sex magick, and other magickal practices/works.
Aleister Crowley made some ravioli's
Aleister Crowley by Goatman777 December 26, 2018

Aleister the Invoker

Hot magic dude that uses invokation to summon stuff stuff
"Normal summon aleister the invoker"

"ok"

"Invokation for mechaba"

"Fuck"

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Normal summon aleister

This term is typically used to establish communism. But it also means that whoever your playing yugioh with is not skilled and chose this deck because they suck at the game.
Dave: normal summon aleister?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?

Allister status 

A status where the person writes a philosophical entry about life, love or friendship. Often, the status is very general and its main aim is to create deep impact on the reader, or just for the likes.
Guy1: Hey man! Come read this!
Status: "Life isn't supposed to be easy. Sometimes you can give it all but it's not enough and it ends up just falling apart. But never give up. I'd rather have something worth fighting for than to watch it fall apart. Only through our bad experiences we become stronger."
Guy2: Oh, that's just another Allister status. Bullshitting away. Hoping people think they're deep and shit. Want to get a burger?
Allister status by Ashleigh9 February 16, 2013