invised 

being invis mean to own someone and be their daddy

omg kaylum mahon just got invised

invised by starz4567 February 19, 2022

You're not invited to my birthday party 

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.

Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

You're not invited to my birthday party by wolfiebean January 8, 2019

invited 

What I never am.

Person: Can't wait for the huge party this friday!
Me: Cool! Where is it?
Person: You are not invited...

invited by Puvar August 28, 2009

invibed

Outsmarting the system financially so that you can live a baller lifestyle.

Sheila: OMG Carrie, I just got this Gucci bag for 40% off on Gilt and a last minute flight deal to Paris for only $400.

Carrie: Wow Sheila, you are SO invibed!

invibed by Suns Out Guns Out September 18, 2014

Invited to leave

Euphemism for being fired, ejected or kicked out. Applicable to employment, parties, school, etc.

I heard he dropped out of school.

Invited to leave actually...

Invited to leave by GringoDeMaio September 5, 2009

Invisidyke 

a lesbian that blends in and is not easily seen usually, looks like a little boy.

Joan - Whoa, that's not a little boy that's a Invisidyke!
Dennis - I didn't even see her. It's like their chameleons!

Invisidyke by Dennisaurus July 19, 2009

who invited my man blud 

The feeling & reaction to someone either being included or trying to include themselves in something that they either have no right to be apart of, or are completely out of place in the situation.

*f1fantwo (imaginary/made/up/gender) Retweeted your reply*

Person 1: "Who invited my man blud?"
Person 2: "Nah this bitch ain't it chief"

who invited my man blud by PixelBug91 April 10, 2022