invel

Forcing someone to commit an action that may or may not have a negative feedback.

For example: people invel factory owners to lower the price

by Ledz 00 July 11, 2021

Incel creche

An incel creche is any online space populated almost entirely by incels, where they can hang out to chat, and feel safe to be their true selves, trade in-jokes and outrage, and to be free from any risk of challenging ideas or criticism.

If you're in-game chat stream is full of bile such as tirades against minority representation, rants that diversity is destoying gaming, homophobic slurs, or outrage at the "woke nonsense" that results ina having a female NPC in a non-sexual role, then you may have accidentally wandered into the incel creche.

"Yeah, I was watching Michael does Life's live stream of Gamescom, but had to kill the live chat - when the Call of Duty preview showed that female sniper it was clear from the misogynistic ranting that I'd stumbled into the incel creche"

by RobertAntonWilson August 27, 2021

super quantum unit intel processor

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

incelcephaly

The medical condition of being unable to convince someone to give you oral sex.

I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.

by Bogrimm September 25, 2020

car incel

Somebody who spends all of their time driving around in a car and playing Pokemon Go. They are usually too fat to walk. Their only joy in life comes from feeling like they are accomplished in a game about walking.

Whenever my kids try to play Pokemon Go at the park, a car shows up and the gym is taken by TommLe6969 and SilverSnailR. Wow, those people are hardcore car incels.

by Ja3esBatta September 7, 2022

intel uhd

shitty intel graphics that will have you at 30 fps 480 max

yo wanna play video games after schoool
nah bruh i got intel uhd that shit gone be laggy af

by ricardo stevenson August 21, 2022

intelecist

One who is opressive to another because of the way in which they display their intelect or, the lack of the above.

Our English teacher is an intelecist because she only faces the side of the room with all of the "smart" kids while givng notes and obviously favors them.

by Jack Bauer > You February 7, 2007