intoxifried 

The halfway point between being drunk, and stoned on weed (fried).

Invented a few years ago while drinking and smoking, while I was trying to tell a friend I was intoxicated and fried. I somehow managed to combine the words.

Hey man are you OK? Yeah just a little intoxifried.

intoxifried by Dale May 13, 2005

Intoxifaded

To be drunk and high at the same time.

Salem- "Jason are you drunk bro?"
Jason- "FUCK YEA DUDE, im intoxicated..."
Salem- "well wanna smoke a blunt?, then you can be intoxifaded!"
Salem & Jason- "hahahahaha"

Intoxifaded by Salem G December 21, 2008

intoxified 

When someone who doesn't drink wants to talk about someone who is drunk, but doesn't know that the actual word is intoxicated.

He couldn't drive me home because he was intoxified.

intoxified by Starr T. September 16, 2008

intoxifaded

To be so intoxicated to the point that you're faded, aka= intoxifaded

Melissa: "Ariel are you drunk?"
Ariel: "Oh my god girlfriend i'm not drunk i'm INTOXIFADED"
Melissa: "Oh my god, we totally have to put that under urbandictionary.com"
Ariel: "Ok, as long as you copywrite it under my name"

intoxifaded by MElly and Ariel July 22, 2006

Intoxifaded

1)simultaneously being under the influence of alcohol and marijuana.

2) the act of being fucked up.

dude last night you were so intoxifaded you ate part of the couch cushion!

Intoxifaded by UT to CA February 21, 2011

intoxifaded

in-tox-i-fad-ed

a state of being

to be drunk and high at the same time

not just a lite buzz either, but to be totally wasted and stoned outts your mind at the same time

intoxicated-faded.... get it?

jimmy: dude how was that party last night?

josh:killer. i was so intoxifaded that i collapsed in the kitchen.

intoxifaded by lovebabefor July 9, 2009

intoxifaded

The state of being drunk and high at the same time usually when you have had alot of alcohol and smoked a shit ton of pot.

Jack-dude lets get intoxifaded
Wayne-what's intoxifaded
Jack-drink this vodka and smoke this reefer and you'll find out

intoxifaded by fuckoffcunt32 June 24, 2014