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intoxified 

When someone who doesn't drink wants to talk about someone who is drunk, but doesn't know that the actual word is intoxicated.
He couldn't drive me home because he was intoxified.
intoxified by Starr T. September 16, 2008
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Intoxifaded

To be drunk and high at the same time.
Salem- "Jason are you drunk bro?"
Jason- "FUCK YEA DUDE, im intoxicated..."
Salem- "well wanna smoke a blunt?, then you can be intoxifaded!"
Salem & Jason- "hahahahaha"
Intoxifaded by Salem G December 21, 2008

intoxifest

(n.) A party and/or festival where alcohol is widely available and significantly consumed until the point of hospitalization. (i.e. intoxi-hospitalization).
Intoxifest is an incredibly ballin' event until the point of unconsciousness where people point their fingers at your utter ridiculousness and continue partying without you.
Can be used generally but commonly found in college acappella groups going on "retreat"
It was a friggin' intoxifest last night!
Yo, we got so messed up at that intoxifest this weekend!
Brian was so drunk that he got intoxi-hospitalized last night after he pissed on some ho's desk!
intoxifest by Da Queefz February 1, 2008

intoxicited 

The feigned excitement one feels while they're drinking.
Sunny was intoxicited to see me 'cause he really doesn't like me a whole lot.
intoxicited by maffmaff April 20, 2021

intoxificated 

n: in-tox-i-fi-cat-ted
to be high off drugs and drunk at the same time.

usually you are wasted and stoned of marijuana at the same time.

great to be on when u have sex!!
jon: i was so intoxificated last night.
jake: what were u on?
jon: i was drunk and trippin on acid fool.
intoxificated by lovebabefor April 11, 2009

intoxifried 

The halfway point between being drunk, and stoned on weed (fried).

Invented a few years ago while drinking and smoking, while I was trying to tell a friend I was intoxicated and fried. I somehow managed to combine the words.
Hey man are you OK? Yeah just a little intoxifried.
intoxifried by Dale May 13, 2005

intoxifaded

To be so intoxicated to the point that you're faded, aka= intoxifaded
Melissa: "Ariel are you drunk?"
Ariel: "Oh my god girlfriend i'm not drunk i'm INTOXIFADED"
Melissa: "Oh my god, we totally have to put that under urbandictionary.com"
Ariel: "Ok, as long as you copywrite it under my name"
intoxifaded by MElly and Ariel July 22, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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