intotsicated

Its similar to being intoxicated but instead really drunk on 2 drinks. While intotsicated you may be extremely giddy, silly, or anything that ends in iddy or illy.

Damn..you see that girl over there? She drank like 2 drinks and is intotsicated!

intotsicated by E Ricky July 8, 2010

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intipsicated

The state of intoxication between tipsy and drunk.

I was a little drunk but not hammered, I was intipsicated.

intipsicated by O'Snap June 8, 2011

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dialing while intoxicated

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

dialing while intoxicated by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

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intoxicated chicken fucker

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

intoxicated chicken fucker by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008