Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Inverse Intoxication Principle by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

Intoxicate  

1. To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

2. To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.

If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him.

Intoxicate by Jafje May 20, 2007

intaxication 

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

I love feeling intaxicated!

intaxication by Oracle99 April 17, 2003

Intoxicam 

Videos you find on your phone the next day from a night you can't remember

"Did I really hit that last night? "
" I don't know let's review the intoxicam"

Intoxicam by yolocrayboy September 16, 2016

Intoxica 

Musical (Semi-non) Genre formerly known as: Werewolf Showtoons.

A type of seriously Cool Alternative Music usually listened to whilst Drinking Alcohol or partaking of recreational drugs.
This music can run the gamut from Pre-Rock & Roll, early Rock & Roll right through into the Psychedelic 60's to ,Hard Rock, Punk, Disco ,Grunge and everything up to today's music. Groove based tunes from all music genres fit the Intoxica bill whether and instrumental or accompanied by vocals. Some examples are Lounge, Exotica, Surf, Horror, TV Themes, Porno soundtracks, R&B, Rockabilly/Psychobilly, Blues, Rock, Metal ,Electronica with a particular emphasis on cover versions of songs in different languages, or

whacky lounge renditions. A main theme is thematic diversity even spacing songs with soundbites. A 21st century offshoot of Exotica less the Tiki theme, or with the Tiki theme.
Compilations of Intoxica were first put to Tape in the late 1980's/early 1990's, though they were then known as Werewolf Showtoons.

"You mix the drinks, and I'll put on the Intoxica (playlist)"

Intoxica by Dr.Cyclopz November 18, 2018

Intoxicating 

Incredibly consuming (Good or Bad).
Beyond stable thought.

Good-

The New girl's smile is intoxicating.

Bad-

The New guy's gas is intoxicating.

Intoxicating by Shahan March 31, 2008

intexicated

texting drunk

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf

intexicated by lexicali slim September 20, 2009