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internetical 

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"
man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.
Words you can keep

internetical 

Internet usage and all matters relating to the internet.
Please be aware of your internetical activities and restrict them to work related matters.
The class were working on their internetical studies.
internetical by techman71 July 17, 2016

Internetual

Internetual: anything reffering or pertaining to the internet.

Usually used as an adjective to describe a noun.
Example 1: Internetual culture
Example 2: Internetual habbits
Example 3: Internetual sex
Example 1:
Arcangel: Dude, I met this hawt girl online. Shes bosnian too.
JaJa: Wow, your such a noob. Probally met her on wow you sexual predator.
Arcangel: Nooo, it was on a lesbian chat room. I showed her my thingy and she showed me hers. She was very sexual enducing.
JaJa: I voted for no underage Internetual Sex. You queerdo, thats just wrong.

Example 2:
Det. Stabler: Olivia we gotta crack this mofo down, I heard he's an internetual sex predator.
Det. Benson: Oh noes, call a hacker team to the scene of the crime and have them do a search for him
Det. Stabler: For that, we need his alias.
Det. Benson: His alias is "ArcAngel99"
Det. Stabler: Got it, thanks.
Internetual by Rodolfo S.J, September 11, 2006

internethical

being in accordance with the unwritten morals of internet use.
my internethical tendencies persuaded me to delete my mom's "honeymoon" photos from my facebook page.
internethical by sculptordude November 27, 2009

internetics 

What are you majoring in jack?

"Internetics"
internetics by sovereignself June 10, 2009

internetional 

Sad Keanu is an internetional meme

LOLcats are internetional genius
internetional by rokkenbosche October 21, 2010

internetual

(n) a person who an an encyclopedic knowledge of all matters relating to online media but is interlectually average on all other topics.
Did you hear Charles' original and insightful speech at the Facebook conference? I was so goddam impressed.' 'I wouldn't be. The guy is an internetual, so although he knows pretty much everything about social media, if you want to discuss any other subject with him, you are likely to be very disappointed.
internetual by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011
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