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cranio-rectal intrusion 

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.
With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.
cranio-rectal intrusion by BiggerD October 14, 2010

arctic intrusion 

A sexual act, in which an ice cube is inserted into one's anus at the point of climax.
I had to kick her to the curb. She kept begging for an arctic intrusion and it was just too weird.

intervision

"Television" watched via the internet e.g. YouTube, Hulu, Myspace Video etc.
"You need to get off the computer, that intervision will rot your mind!"
intervision by Kurt 8 Keiner November 10, 2009

Intrusionary 

When someone is being overly inquisitive with their personal questions; Nosey: Busybody
Our coworker needs to stop being so damn 'intrusionary' with all of her damn questions before we show her the meaning of a hostile work environment!
Intrusionary by Oh Sugar! May 18, 2021

Rectal Cranial Intrusion

The medical term for having one's head up their own arse.
"You know Dan in sales? The smug git that totally suffers from a bad case of rectal cranial intrusion?
Yeah, got hit by a bus today..."
*claps*
Rectal Cranial Intrusion by Zombat September 20, 2011

anal-intrusion

Davey man, Last night I got Anal-intrusion! It felt so good!
anal-intrusion by Nezzi September 7, 2005