Skip to main content

instrucktions

Da "how to" manual dat comes wif a hammer, axe, or other hitting-tool.
Just like applying for GEICO insurance, using a club or mallet is "so easy, even a caveman could do it" --- i.e., just raise said instrument high up over yer head and then swing it down forcefully --- and so conceivably no "instrucktions" should be necessary.
by QuacksO October 17, 2025
mugGet the instrucktions mug.

instructions unclear

Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.
"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."

"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."
by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014
mugGet the instructions unclear mug.

The Enclosed Instruction Book

1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".

2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.

2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
by Splek January 22, 2009
mugGet the The Enclosed Instruction Book mug.

weapons of math instruction

Instruments for teaching mathematics can also include calculator, pen, rubber etc...

Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.
The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.
by Jussi April 29, 2004
mugGet the weapons of math instruction mug.

instructions unclear

A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.
Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.

User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016
mugGet the instructions unclear mug.

enclosed instruction book

What you check out when you need instructions on how to get through the hotels.
"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by Justin Thorson September 10, 2008
mugGet the enclosed instruction book mug.

basic instruction

a jigger of well bourbon, split on the counter, wiped up with a rag, wrung out over a handful of ice from the salad bowl
I asked the bartender from a basic instruction and he threw me out of the bar
by i am not the one who is so far December 28, 2010
mugGet the basic instruction mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email