instastan

An Instagram page created by a Stan and dedicated to a respective fandom. This allows for the separation of Stan content from rinsta content.

I know my friends are sick of me posting about Taylor Swift all the time so I created an instastan and now my feed is all tay errday!

by gifwiththetimes August 21, 2019

Instastuck

The inability to get off of Instagram.

Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.

My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.

by Hipmomma January 23, 2023

Instascam

Used to describe a party or gathering that looks awesome on Instagram but actually wasn't fun

Person A: "Did you see Jeff's rager on instagram? All those girls have to be hashtag naked by now"

Person B: "Dude it was an instascam. Everybody left at 9 and Jeff's jacking off to animal planet... Did you just say hashtag?

by urbandicktionary February 23, 2013

Instastalking

When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos

Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!

Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.

by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014

instaswap

Something alot of FaZe members do. Basically click Y pull out shock charge then hit Y again. (They are very easy)

YO DUDE I JUST HIT A 720 INSTASWAP ACROSS MAP!

by Mitey June 5, 2016

instantanus

When someone farts and you smell it right away.

For example " Damn Ricardo that fart was loud...yeah and I smelled it instantanusly.

by Seabag November 6, 2014

Instasham

The social media platform that provides absolutely no true information about an individual, just the fabricated existence that the vacuous Vunts want to project to the rest of the inane sycophants that populate the site. #GiveMeAttention,
#MyBestVuntishLife, #Narcissist

Katie spent the last hour and a half trying to get the angle just right to hide her double chin and to catch the light just right making her cheeks glow and her puckered lips look like a lubed anus...... Ste just slapped his cock a few times and sent a dick pic back. The quintessential exchange on Instasham.

by Samuel Peeps February 19, 2019