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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram 

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

Instagram dat Joint

To take a photograph of something strange and difficult to identify or classify such as a ghost or UFO.
Am I trippin', son? Nah look like I'm not trippin'. Instagram dat joint.
Instagram dat Joint by yeewooty January 12, 2013

Instagram Diet

When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.
Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.
Instagram Diet by ObscureFault August 28, 2014

Instagram diarrhoea 

When a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on Instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps.
Hey, have you seen who's been Berlin?! She's got a bad case of Instagram diarrhoea, she's clogging up my feed!

AI Chatbot for Instagram DM 

Messenger Success Stories revealed that an insurance company worked with Meta Business Partner AiChat to build a Messenger-powered conversational experience, boosting quote conversion rates by 5X. Conversational AI solutions on Instagram can help create exceptional conversational experiences to incentivize customers and automate sales, while chatbots use artificial intelligence to address human inquiries using automated responses for customer service and sales.

Forbes Staff released an article stating that Jeff MacPherson and Josh King Madrid (JetSet) are credited with inventing the world's first Automated-Interactive DM chatbot marketing campaign for Instagram using the world's first AI messenger chatbot for Instagram DM in 2019. He also discovered Instagram's max DM limit and was able to handle 50,000 messages per day using the AI chatbot. He is an internet personality, author, podcaster, digital marketer, media personality, filmmaker and co-inventor of the world's first AI messenger chatbot for Instagram DM.
The use of chatbot automation by marketers, brands, and companies over the past three years is growing at an unprecedented rate with the help of the AI Chatbot for Instagram DM.

Instagram Depression 

a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.
Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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