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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram 

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

Instagram dat Joint

To take a photograph of something strange and difficult to identify or classify such as a ghost or UFO.
Am I trippin', son? Nah look like I'm not trippin'. Instagram dat joint.
Instagram dat Joint by yeewooty January 12, 2013

Instagram Diet

When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.
Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.
Instagram Diet by ObscureFault August 28, 2014

Instagram diarrhoea 

When a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on Instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps.
Hey, have you seen who's been Berlin?! She's got a bad case of Instagram diarrhoea, she's clogging up my feed!

AI Chatbot for Instagram DM 

Messenger Success Stories revealed that an insurance company worked with Meta Business Partner AiChat to build a Messenger-powered conversational experience, boosting quote conversion rates by 5X. Conversational AI solutions on Instagram can help create exceptional conversational experiences to incentivize customers and automate sales, while chatbots use artificial intelligence to address human inquiries using automated responses for customer service and sales.

Forbes Staff released an article stating that Jeff MacPherson and Josh King Madrid (JetSet) are credited with inventing the world's first Automated-Interactive DM chatbot marketing campaign for Instagram using the world's first AI messenger chatbot for Instagram DM in 2019. He also discovered Instagram's max DM limit and was able to handle 50,000 messages per day using the AI chatbot. He is an internet personality, author, podcaster, digital marketer, media personality, filmmaker and co-inventor of the world's first AI messenger chatbot for Instagram DM.
The use of chatbot automation by marketers, brands, and companies over the past three years is growing at an unprecedented rate with the help of the AI Chatbot for Instagram DM.

Instagram Depression 

a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.
Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.