Definitions by RichieBigTits

Winnie the Pooh wank

The act of masturbating, while only wearing a tshirt, and being totally naked from the waste down. Made famous by Winnie The Pooh who never wore bottoms.

I had a Winnie The Pooh wank last night, tshirt on and nothing else.

Winnie the Pooh wank by RichieBigTits December 14, 2022

Cum Wallet

Another name for female genitals

Yo dude, I just filled her cum wallet up.

Cum Wallet by RichieBigTits August 23, 2021

Instagram diarrhoea 

When a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on Instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps.

Hey, have you seen who's been Berlin?! She's got a bad case of Instagram diarrhoea, she's clogging up my feed!

Instagram diarrhoea by RichieBigTits October 4, 2016

Hashtagphobic 

Someone who is afraid of hashtags and therefore doesn't use them on social media.

She must be hashtagphobic as she never uses hashtags on any of her Instagram posts.

Hashtagphobic by RichieBigTits October 4, 2016

Helmet Rakers 

Used to describe a person's extremely large teeth, referencing the potential problems experienced when giving a blowjob and 'rake' the helmet of the penis.

That bird had a right set of helmet rakers, I had to tell her to stop.

Helmet Rakers by RichieBigTits March 21, 2013