instagorge

A dozen or more consecutive Instagram posts from one friend that dominates your Instagram feed.

Jessica just posted an instagorge from her wedding last week.

by redneck hipster August 29, 2017

Instagret

The regretful feeling of putting too many photos/an embarrassing photo on Instagram the morning after a big night.

"I instagret that photo I put up of me naked rolling around in my grandfathers ashes."

"Her box gap is smaller than it used to be, she'll be instagretting that photo this morning!"

by Be Ess March 16, 2013

Instagourmet

A meal whether its Ramen noodles or lobster bisq........as long as you take a pic of it with instagram it will look that much more appetizing.

"dude that mushroom soup looks gross" "nah, soon as i instagram it, it will look yummy. ya'know...instagourmet"

by joeyasyouknowit February 21, 2013

instagoggles

When a person, usually female, uses instagram to post pictures of themselves. These pictures are usually doctored to the point where the person is unrecognizable. These pictures are so butchered that unattractive people look semi-decently good-looking. The beer goggles of the Internet.

-hey bro, did you see that girl on instagram. She is so hot.

- Oh no. You have instagoggles on. If you take them off she looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.

by SuckMyNick July 23, 2012

Instacore

Kids that go Scene overnight and claim to be ohh so hardcore and follow other instacore trens. like listening to shitty local bands and doing their hair all the wrong ways. These kids think they are really cool, but are usually reminded by everyone else how lame they are.

that instacore kids copied my hair.

Bullhead city, Az is the Capitol of instacore kids.

by ghjhg May 30, 2006

Instagret

Accidently liking an old Instagram post

I was instastalking this person and I had instagret when I liked a post 64 weeks old

by Thecarefulcunnilingust January 13, 2017

instagret

A combination of the words "instant" and "regret;" the instant regret you feel after doing something incredible stupid and rash.

Lindsay was filled with instagret after telling her boyfriend that she still sleeps with a nightlight.

by lindyjamz June 21, 2011