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Simply put, Inkussy is the combination of the words, "Inkling" and "Pussy", and pertains to the genitalia of female Inklings from the hit Nintendo shooter game: Splatoon.

Inkussy is quite similar to pussy except vastly superior in every way. Inkussy's tightness is unmatched due to all Inkling bodies having a composition of all muscle, allowing them exceptional control of their vaginal walls. It should be noted that one needs to be careful to not sexually excite the Inkling too much otherwise they may cause their Inkussy to clamp down on one's dick and trap it there.

Inkussy has a unique, albeit colorful method of lubrication that utilizes Ink from the female inkling's body to make it where the penis of any male creature can seamlessly and effortlessly glide in with little resistance. This ink is slippery, warm, and an excellent lubricant due to its interesting property of easily washing away after Turf Wars take place.

Lastly, Inkussy feels incredible to the physical touch, anyone who doesn't pre-ejaculate upon entry is a sexual god. The interior walls of Inkussy are warm, squishy, and really tight as mentioned before. Anyone with an average sized penis will seriously enjoy the cloud-like feel and slippery insides that await them. The highly arousing ink lubrication that's secreted during sex further enhances an already tight pussy that it's impossible to not bust a nut in due to being dreamily pleasurable.
John: Damn, this Inkussy feel good!
Steven: Dude, what the fuck? You're fucking a squid?
John: You bet, gotta get that Inkussy hard and deep! I even get my dick painted in the process!
Steven: You need to go touch grass...
Inkussy by SillyJohn August 9, 2022
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When the suspostergator is being dubiously peculiar and is acting like impersajorentar
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