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Infucktuated

Infucktuated is defined as an unhealthy attraction to a particularly eye catching, pant wetting fitty.....
"Oh my Lord.... I cant stop thinking about that hot barmaid Mimsy... I'm totally Infucktuated with her... I'm ordering another coke"
Infucktuated by Eppsy1 October 1, 2016

Infuckulate 

The act of flouncing one's fuckiness or sluttiness
Sharkeesha was being totally infuckulate when she was twerking all over Ramone and his girl.
Infuckulate by BAMFgirl01 April 30, 2015

infactuated 

When a person is obsessed about being right, or looking smart, to the point they will make up any "fact," no matter how delusional or far fetched it seems
Paul: "Did you know Texas is the biggest state in the U.S.?

Dan: "No, I'm pretty sure Alaska is way bigger actually."

Paul: "No, it's right here in the newspaper, let me find it."

Dan: "I think you're overly infactuated."
infactuated by Cd141414 April 23, 2014

Infuckted 

Pronounced: In-fuck-ted;

(Adj.)-When someone has any type of sexually transmitted disease. Normally referring to AIDS.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Becky? She got tested the other week and found out she's got AIDS.

Guy 2: Damn, I can't tap that anymore. She's infuckted now!
Infuckted by capnkev June 19, 2009

Infuckted 

When your computer gets a virus and no longer will operate
I got the blue screen of death, looks like porn infuckted my computer again.
Infuckted by CheeseQueen June 12, 2016

infuckted 

an infected wound that hurts really fucking bad
My foot is infuckted
infuckted by TaliaDezzzz April 19, 2007
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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