infinity plus one 

Perhaps the biggest number I could think of when I was, like, six years old.

(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)

(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)

You couldn't beat me, because I had my fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!

infinity plus one by vanilla g-lotto January 17, 2005

infinity plus one 

The biggest number in existence. Used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.

Girlfriend: "Fuck you!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck you times infinity!"

Girlfriend: "Fuck you times infinity plus one!!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck!"

infinity plus one by tbg April 22, 2008

Infinity plus one 

Infinity plus one is an irrational number that only truly occurs when calculating extremely tiny differences.

The difference between 9.99999... recurring and 10 is:
1 multiplied by ten to the power of -(infinity plus one)
which means zero point an infinite number of zeroes followed by 1

Infinity plus one by Adrian C September 30, 2007

times infinity plus one  

A word modifier to emphasize how immensely amazing something is to the point that it is too good to be true.

-Tom: That muffin was amazing!

-Dan: Yeah, it was amazing times infinity plus one

times infinity plus one by Word101 April 8, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019