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infinity plus one 

Perhaps the biggest number I could think of when I was, like, six years old.

(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)

(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)
You couldn't beat me, because I had my fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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infinity plus one 

The biggest number in existence. Used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.
Girlfriend: "Fuck you!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck you times infinity!"

Girlfriend: "Fuck you times infinity plus one!!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck!"
infinity plus one by tbg April 22, 2008

Infinity plus one 

Infinity plus one is an irrational number that only truly occurs when calculating extremely tiny differences.
The difference between 9.99999... recurring and 10 is:
1 multiplied by ten to the power of -(infinity plus one)
which means zero point an infinite number of zeroes followed by 1
Infinity plus one by Adrian C September 30, 2007

times infinity plus one  

A word modifier to emphasize how immensely amazing something is to the point that it is too good to be true.
-Tom: That muffin was amazing!

-Dan: Yeah, it was amazing times infinity plus one

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026