infanity

The sudden suspension of attention to everything around you when an infant enters the room.

I was with my friend at dinner the other night when a young couple with a newborn came into the restaurant and sat near us. I was just about to touch on the true meaning of life when she went blue-screen on me and was staring at the gurgling, cooing infant. A typical case of infanity, it would seem.

by Bangboy June 21, 2010

infinity gene pool

When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.

I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.

by Getthelintout January 21, 2023

Sk8 The Infinity

Sk8 The Infinity is basically free therapy every Saturday. This helps us in life because all of our problems are ADAMS fault.

Miya: Yo! Did you watch the latest Sk8 The Infinity episode??

Shadow: Yeah! But you gotta watch out for the episode 9 curse.

(I’ll be Praying for us)

by Saikisawesomeglasses March 4, 2021

infinity gene pool

When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.

I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.

by Getthelintout January 21, 2023

skin insanity

The Skin Insanity is a dangerous virus caused by CS:GO Skin Betting
One of its symptoms include

1.Trying to become a fulltime youtuber
2.Appearing on DramaAlert to promote your youtube channel and get that youtube revenue therefore to feed your skin insanity
3.Originating from Russia

This is a joke taken from Pyrocynical's video "HUMAN MALTESER FAKES YOUTUBE APOLOGY VIDEO"
at 2:57 till 5:50

The kid sealed himself and cried in a corner as the skin insanity took over the rest of his body.

by Pyrosanical June 17, 2016

Reverend Insanity

A holy scripture written by the fabled prophet Gu Zhen Ren detailing the life of the lord and savior, Fang Yuan aka the Great Love Immortal Venerable. Unfortunately, due to the dastardly manipulation of the CCP, this bible was banned before it finished, leaving many Daoists with a crippling emptiness that will never be fulfilled.

"Damn bro, you re-reading Reverend Insanity again? It's been like four years."

"There is nothing else in this mundane world that can satisfy me. Only RI and benefits matter."

by Manager Kim May 20, 2022

Inanimate Insanity

One of the greatest animated shows on the internet, by AnimationEpic. Extremely underrated.
This show is about inanimate objects competing in a reality show. Most of the characters are really cool and interesting.

Trophy: We're both jocks.
Knife: No, you're a jock, and I'm a jerk. Big difference.

Toilet: MISTA PHONE

MePhone: This is Inanimate Insanity TWO!

by DneirfYaj November 3, 2013