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getting buttfucked on a Roblox military group for being a retard
"GAYNIGGA445, STOP KILLING EVERYONE DURING THE TRAINING YOU STUPID CUNT!" -bitch ass higherup

"GET HIT WIT DA GAT FOO *shoots higherup 9 times in the hood*" -GAYNIGGA445

"THAT'S IT YOU FUCKING SPED, YOUR GETTING INDOC'D!1!1!!1! -bitch ass higherup

"shiet negro, I ain't even do nothing see I didn't even mean to do the thing I was doing it was my mama she made me do the thing I didn't do nothing I didn't even see the rules it and see technically on page 513 section 915, it doesn't specify shooting niggas up during trainings it only talks about shooting niggas up in schools so that means so it's allowed" -GAYNIGGA445

"free my homies gaynigga445 he ain't do nothin" -dickrider338

"STFU NIGGA, YOU DID THE SHIT NOW BEND OVER YOUR GETING INDOCED AND YOU ARE DOING 414 HELLJACKS TOO FOR IMMATURITY!1!1!" -bitch ass higherup

"fuck this shit, i'm out nigga. Cope xd *leaves group*" -GAYNIGGA445

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WE JUST LOST OUR BEST MEMBER!1!1!1!" -dickrider338
indoc by SuperStriker7US June 5, 2022

maison matthews indicator 

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.
Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

indictment boner 

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.
I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted
indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019

Ghetto Indole 

An indole from the hood. These indoles are associated with elevated reactivity, increased thermal decomposition, and enhanced reactivity at the 3 position. Some ghetto indoles aggregate into gangs, such as the "Crimson Peptides" and the "Cryptophans." This activity and the resulting reactions are sometimes implicated in the misfolding of proteins.
Hey Vinnie, did you see that L-tryptophan is gonna be on pimp my heterocycle? Dude that's awesome, that ghetto indole has come a long way from the hood, check out those spinning rings!
Ghetto Indole by Big Diggity April 15, 2015

Porn Indecisivity 

The feeling you get when you've got a lot of time and you're browsing your favorite website for porn, and you look at the thumbnails and think they all look good yet you can only choose one and have to get the best one.
Yesterday I was gonna jack it but i couldn't decide which video to use so i wasted lots of time i hate porn indecisivity
Porn Indecisivity by Willieeeee December 26, 2012

Indecisive 

When you aren't able to make up your mind, or having a hard time deciding something.
I didn't know what I wanted to do! I was completely indecisive.
Indecisive by Liv Defines July 11, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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