English written by people from greater Indian and Pakistani regions that scrambles sentence context. The written text is completely understandable but it either adds a word here and there, removes a word here and there or plurals the singular.
In traditional English the sentence would read: Me and my friends are going to the department store to buy a cricket bat to play cricket with.
In Indglish it would look something like this: Me and my friends are going the departments store to buy a cricket bats to play the cricket with.
In Indglish it would look something like this: Me and my friends are going the departments store to buy a cricket bats to play the cricket with.
by Southern Son January 18, 2024
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"What for you call me?"
"Oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!"
"What? I speak Inglish!"
"Oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!"
"What? I speak Inglish!"
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Can you say naughty-naughty in Indalish?
by NickyTheGeekyD February 3, 2021
Get the Indalish mug.n. The bastardization of the English language that is used in India and other shithole countries where call-center and technical-support jobs are exported so large corporations can profit off of cheap labor. The negative effects of 'Inglish' are often magnified by the poor telephone quality in these shithole countries. Please note: The term 'shithole' is not intended to be derogatory in this definition. It is merely a classification of these nations based on the fact that most of the residents live in poverty due to the low working wage and must shit into a hole instead of on a toilet. I'm sure they are fine people, they just don't know how to speak English.
Agent: "Wat iz you moher's maden nme?"
Caller: "Dude, I don't speak Inglish. I can't understand a damn thing you are saying. Could you transfer me to someone in the U.S."
Caller: "Dude, I don't speak Inglish. I can't understand a damn thing you are saying. Could you transfer me to someone in the U.S."
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