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that person is inco!
inco by darnheckfrick December 28, 2018
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a description for being incoherent or rather a shortened version of the word incoherent.
"He's so inco right now."
"How many beers did he have?"
inco by AMNM August 24, 2005

Incotant 

An individual with expertise in a topic or field of study that shares his/her knowledge with people and organizations across multiple countries. Generally deals with business consulting and life coaching.
A portmanteau word, derived from 'International' 'Coach' and 'Consultant'.
Hello, I am an international coach and consultant, Incotant for short. I advise clients all over the world on how to properly setup their lives for success through life coaching and business consulting.
Incotant by J_Paul May 23, 2018

Inconsisternet 

To have an inconsistent internet connection.
(Skype call)
Stephen: Hey Charlie what are you doing?
Charlie: Not much, how ab... *Cuts out*
Inconsisternet.
Inconsisternet by Lozlpowzah May 13, 2013

incobegence 

A portmanteau of incompetence and arrogance. Coined by Cheryl Tunt in the tv show Archer.
Archer: "Uh-oh, someone's mad they're not in charge."
Lana: "No. I accept Fabian's decision. I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence"!
incobegence by natalie portmanteaux September 16, 2022

incobegence 

A portmanteau of incompetence and arrogance. Coined by Cheryl Tunt on the tv show Archer.
Lana: "I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence!"
incobegence by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022

Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.
"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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