In the queue

I'm still in the queue waiting and much like you and every other child molestation victim... I'm waiting for your God to show up and he just... Isn't... Coming... Hmmm... 🤔

Hym "It can't possibly be that it's afraid, is it? Because cowards go to hell Piers. Is that why it isn't here!? It knew I would challenge it and it knew it would be too scared so it went to hell preemptively... So I guess this ISN'T hell because then God would be here already... I'm just like you, you know, except, better and I'm just waiting for it.... Still nothing. You know what I think Piers? I think you are trying to derail my God challenge because you don't like the idea of having to worship someone like this for all of eternity... Which, YOU'RE GONNA DO EITHER WAY! RIGHT!? So you're lying and making shit up! Trying to seed in new things to my thing so you can claim moral authority you don't actually have so you can tell me that my thing doesn't work even though you have no real basis for believing that it's the case and now you've spent the last 3-4 years trying tell *MY LITERAL NAME* that I'm not *MY LITERAL NAME* right? But if it's in hell who the hell is going to be there when I die!? Am I waiting in the queue for nothing!? OH God no! Hahahahahaha!"

In the queue by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008