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kick in the junk 

Kind of like a kick in the nuts, but non-gender specific. Hurts. A lot.
"John/Judy was dissing me, so I dealt him/her a kick in the junk"
kick in the junk by Boris87 June 11, 2006

kicked in the junk 

When I found out she was sleeping around on me, I felt like I was kicked in the junk.

space in the trunk for the junk

Refers to the space in pants/jeans for the male genitalia. Think boxers vs. briefs, or tight pants vs. loose jeans.
I like to have plenty of space in the trunk for the junk. It's more comfortable.

My pants are too tight, there's no space in the trunk for the junk!

kick the bull in the junk 

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.
You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

punch in the junk 

The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.
i'm gonna give you a punch in the junk
punch in the junk by ryanyomomma December 26, 2008

trunk in the junk 

That boy's got a trunk in the junk.