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in the junk 

Being hit in the penis
The ball came up and hit Dave in the junk
in the junk by dretabrutsam February 26, 2015
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kick in the junk 

Kind of like a kick in the nuts, but non-gender specific. Hurts. A lot.
"John/Judy was dissing me, so I dealt him/her a kick in the junk"
kick in the junk by Boris87 June 11, 2006

kicked in the junk 

When I found out she was sleeping around on me, I felt like I was kicked in the junk.

space in the trunk for the junk

Refers to the space in pants/jeans for the male genitalia. Think boxers vs. briefs, or tight pants vs. loose jeans.
I like to have plenty of space in the trunk for the junk. It's more comfortable.

My pants are too tight, there's no space in the trunk for the junk!

kick the bull in the junk 

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.
You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

punch in the junk 

The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.
i'm gonna give you a punch in the junk

punch in the junk by ryanyomomma December 26, 2008

trunk in the junk 

That boy's got a trunk in the junk.
trunk in the junk by B. Leonard July 24, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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