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in the desert 

When you are totally stoned beyond your mind. Originated from the cotton mouth you get from smoking weed.
After a huge hit she slowly fell over and felt her mouth drying up, she looked over to her friend holding the only cup of water in sight. As she gained the strength to move towards the glass of water her friend lifted it to her mouth and the last drop glided down the glass into her mouth. They both looked at each other at the same time and realized that they were totally in the desert.
in the desert by stef April 6, 2005
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two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The Duel in the Desert 

Annual college football game between Arizona State University and the University of Arizona.
The winner of the Duel in the Desert receives the Territorial Cup.

The Territorial Cup is the oldest trophy in college football.

two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

ponchos in the desert 

Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.
O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!


I am not worthy for Ponchos in the Desert

its hot as nipples in the desert 

Very hot, to hot to handle
Person 1: damn its 100 degrees

Person 2: I know its hot as nipples in the desert

Deep in the Desert

camel toe. so you can share with others whats going on down there without her knowing. cameltoe camel toe
she is going deep in the desert
Deep in the Desert by Kalagahan October 13, 2011
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