in the Q 

In the quarantine time. When you have returned from travel or exposure to COVID-19 and you are responsibly avoiding contact with others in line with government guidelines.

Thanks for inviting me for a beer, Joe, but I’m in the Q until Friday. Catch you next time, stay healthy!

in the Q by The Chalk Jungle January 10, 2021

Right in the queens onions

A term first coined by Nigel Norris. meaning to injure and/or receive a kick to the balls.

BWAAAA! RIGHT IN THE QUEENS ONIONS!

Right in the queens onions by Sir.Davey October 7, 2010

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag 

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

One in the Quiver 

When you have one nut left to bust, like having one arrow in the quiver

Person 1: "Broooo, me and my gf had some rough anal sex! She left me with One in the Quiver!!!!"
Person 2: "That's intense!"
Person 1: "I know! If I had cummed one more time, I would have been done for!"

One in the Quiver by Tr1d3nt August 3, 2017

slinky in the quad 

Getting butt fucked with a curly dick in a public place on campus.

My ass hurts from a slinky in the quad.

slinky in the quad by Pom Fucker April 23, 2022

Stall the digger in the quarry 

1: Stop what you are doing

2: Hold that thought

3: Stop the Digger

1: wait, wait, stall the digger in the quarry and i go strain the spuds

2: wait, stall the digger in the quarry, what if....

3: HEY!! Micheal!! Stall the digger in the quarry before he kills someone!!!

Stall the digger in the quarry by Culty2 October 14, 2008

In the queue

I'm still in the queue waiting and much like you and every other child molestation victim... I'm waiting for your God to show up and he just... Isn't... Coming... Hmmm... 🤔

Hym "It can't possibly be that it's afraid, is it? Because cowards go to hell Piers. Is that why it isn't here!? It knew I would challenge it and it knew it would be too scared so it went to hell preemptively... So I guess this ISN'T hell because then God would be here already... I'm just like you, you know, except, better and I'm just waiting for it.... Still nothing. You know what I think Piers? I think you are trying to derail my God challenge because you don't like the idea of having to worship someone like this for all of eternity... Which, YOU'RE GONNA DO EITHER WAY! RIGHT!? So you're lying and making shit up! Trying to seed in new things to my thing so you can claim moral authority you don't actually have so you can tell me that my thing doesn't work even though you have no real basis for believing that it's the case and now you've spent the last 3-4 years trying tell *MY LITERAL NAME* that I'm not *MY LITERAL NAME* right? But if it's in hell who the hell is going to be there when I die!? Am I waiting in the queue for nothing!? OH God no! Hahahahahaha!"

In the queue by Hym Iam July 2, 2025