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wildfire in my sock drawer 

There's nothing happening. Out of the ordinary, I mean.
"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"

hide it in my sock

hide the dugs foo youknow hwat im, saiinig like yoa jnow fo shoo hide the sfrug drug i milly roxjk on any blochj,,dfrggn
MOm bitch: you got an a on your test jimmy!
Real homie: hide it in my sock

hide it in my sock

When a guy jacks off into a sock
Guy 1: I hide it in my sock last night
Guy 2: EWWW Nasty

Nutted In my sock 

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy
In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

stick my sock in some soup

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed
guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped

sharpies in my socks 

Guy 1: You know the answer?
Guy 2: I dont know man. I got sharpies in my socks.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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